Hipster student: Yeah, man, we took Chinese already, but they’re making us start again in elementary ’cause we can’t write. All we know how to say is curse words and how to pick up hookers.
–Midtown Direct NJ Transit
Guy on cell: … Virtual strumpet.
–E 34th St
Overheard by: Krisztina
Young woman on cell: My apartment is not a brothel… My apartment is not a brothel.
–Tompkins Square Park
Suit to wife: Oh, wait, they’re not prostitutes, they’re just Italian.
–Per Se Restaurant, Columbus Circle
Hobo in skirt: Ladies, ladies! Sex for sale! Sex for sale! Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!
–2nd Ave, between 8th & 9th St
Overheard by: Skyler Fox