We Still Blame Sarah Silverman for Our Uncharitable Thoughts

Cashier #1: Me and my ex-boyfriend are on common ground.
Cashier #2: What does that mean?
Cashier #1: We both know it will never work out between us.
Cashier #2: Didn't he say he wanted to knock you up again or something?
Cashier #1: Yes.

–Grocery Store, Chelsea

Overheard by: Torch