Man learning about horseshoes, to his wife: You hear that, honey? Mating season is over for them. Does that sound familiar?
–New York Aquarium, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Tracy Fish
Early 20’s chick to Hasid trying to lure her into his van: I wouldn’t even sleep with you for WORLD PEACE!
–1st & Bedford, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Alison
Woman to friend: Conjugal visits, my ass! That man doesn’t give a shit about sex. In the two years we were together, we had sex six times! Six times!
–Starbucks, Astor Pl
Overheard by: Aaron A
Meathead on cell: We never get laid. We might as well be ninjas.
–Canal & Broadway
Professor: I don’t understand these Taliban guys. 27 virgins! 27 virgins! Who wants to spend eternity with a bunch of beginners?
–Classroom, FIT
Guy: So what you sayin’? I can’t have sex with you anymore?
–10th & University
Overheard by: Priska Neely
