Girl to small friend: We’ll just call you ‘It.’
–Mercer & Prince
Overheard by: NYU Frosh Hater
Guy handing out Sovereign Bank bags: Free bags! Get your free shopping bag! This is the strongest bag you will ever see. It is so strong, it will hold… a small midget!
–5th Ave
Short girl: Whenever I go to these bars, I feel like everybody’s midget cousin.
–Bar, 53rd & 2nd
Midget to another: … And I told them I would work for them again but they couldn’t throw me around anymore.
–Bar, UES
Man: If he is out there exploiting himself he’s a midget, but if he gets up in the morning and puts on a suit and goes to work I’ll call him a little person.
–DeKalb & Kent Ave
Short, chubby woman on cell: I am not an Oompah loompa!
–Broadway & Houston
Overheard by: Rachel P
