Woman: I do better in a wig than I do in flat shoes.
–125th St station
Chick: So, last night I ended up drinking a lot. I woke up this morning with bowling shoes on. My regular shoes were gone…
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Sully
Little boy: Mommy, those boots are a fashion no-no.
–N train
Eight-year-old boy: I like his shoes. Someone get me a knife!
–Bronx-bound 1 train
Bimbette: It’s like stripping is, like, the new Ugg boot.
–14th & 1st
Overheard by: Laura Hughes
10-year-old boy: Let’s get some shoes. Oh my god, shoes!
–Midtown
Woman to man: If you’re hot enough to wear shorts, you’re not cool enough to wear boots. It’s a double standard.
–Broadway, near Wall St
Overheard by: Just right, apparently
