Teen boy: Dude, if Chelsea ever spread her legs, bats would fly out.
–1 train
Guy: Getting a blow job from her was like fucking a blow up doll.
–4th & A
Overheard by: cio
Guy: 50,000 people?! By the law of averages, I should get some!
–81st & Broadway
Guy on cell : Listen, the manager said he wants to see anal and he wants to see swallow…
–55th & Broadway
Overheard by: Marko
Guy: For all the years I’ve lived in New York, most of the girls I’ve taken home have been from the subway.
–Washington Heights
FedEx guy: It felt like 100 miles between kissing her and fucking her.
–48th between 5th & 6th
Overheard by: John Gullotta