Wednesday One‐liners Appeal to the Prurient Interest

Teen boy: Dude, if Chelsea ever spread her legs, bats would fly out.

–1 train

Guy: Getting a blow job from her was like fucking a blow up doll.

–4th & A

Overheard by: cio 

Guy: 50,000 people?! By the law of averages, I should get some!

–81st & Broadway

Guy on cell : Listen, the manager said he wants to see anal and he wants to see swallow… 

–55th & Broadway

Overheard by: Marko 

Guy: For all the years I’ve lived in New York, most of the girls I’ve taken home have been from the subway.

–Washington Heights

FedEx guy: It felt like 100 miles between kissing her and fucking her.

–48th between 5th & 6th

Overheard by: John Gullotta