Fat chick: Every single website, every newspaper, if it’s under
$200,000, it’s in China.
–Starbucks, Astor Place
Drunk guy: So, where would you want to get your gall bladder taken out: France or New York?
–1st Avenue & 3rd Street
Overheard by: Lisa H.
Girl: Oh, look. It says, “I Heart Someone in Austin”!…Oh…with autism. Never mind.
–W. 249th & Independence, The Bronx
Overheard by: Bianca Townshend
College girl: The real reason I went to San Francisco is that I wanted to go to Japan, but that was as far as I could afford.
–14th Street 1/2/3 station
Overheard by: Kevin Sheldon
Girl:…so do you actually eat Lucky Charms in Ireland?
–Wall & Broad
Overheard by: David McG
Guy: Is that a cruise ship? Oh no, wait. It’s New Jersey.
–Sunset Park rooftop
Overheard by: c dub
