Wednesday One-Liners Are Disoriented

Third grader: The only thing people know about New York the state is that Washington, DC is in it.

–Essex & Houston

Chick to friend: God, it’s not like we’re some third world country like Puerto Rico!

–33rd & 3rd

Overheard by: cait

Girl on cell: But I’m all the way downtown. I’m literally about as far downtown as you can get.

–13th & Broadway

Asian chick on cell: Amsterdam. It’s in Sweden… Or Switzerland… Oh, I don’t know. I have to go now.

–1 train, UWS

Overheard by: minerfa

Little girl looking at a Queens bus map: Donde esta Bolivia?

–Q38 bus, Elliot Ave, Queens

Overheard by: eMily