Third grader: The only thing people know about New York the state is that Washington, DC is in it.
–Essex & Houston
Chick to friend: God, it’s not like we’re some third world country like Puerto Rico!
–33rd & 3rd
Overheard by: cait
Girl on cell: But I’m all the way downtown. I’m literally about as far downtown as you can get.
–13th & Broadway
Asian chick on cell: Amsterdam. It’s in Sweden… Or Switzerland… Oh, I don’t know. I have to go now.
–1 train, UWS
Overheard by: minerfa
Little girl looking at a Queens bus map: Donde esta Bolivia?
–Q38 bus, Elliot Ave, Queens
Overheard by: eMily
