Wednesday One-Liners Don’t Actually Expect Them to Answer

Hobo to dog: I can’t believe she swallowed my cum!

–69th & Columbus

Big, black man to small, white, yappy dog: Yeah, yeah, we know you’re badass.

–W 146th & St. Nick’s

UES lady to her pup chasing a mouse: Sweetie, don’t! I just brushed your teeth.


Overheard by: asaf

Hobo to small white dog: Gimme all yo’ money!

–Burger King, 42nd St, between 8th & 9th

Guy to muzzled Pit Bull: It’s your fault, not mine, that you’re wearing that!

–11th & University

Lady to her dog barking at Hispanic maintenance guy: Quiet or you will have a time out!


Little girl in stroller to dog: Hi, Mister Puppy! Where are your pants?!

–Outside Brooklyn Botanical Garden

Overheard by: cara