Hobo to dog: I can’t believe she swallowed my cum!
–69th & Columbus
Big, black man to small, white, yappy dog: Yeah, yeah, we know you’re badass.
–W 146th & St. Nick’s
UES lady to her pup chasing a mouse: Sweetie, don’t! I just brushed your teeth.
–UES
Overheard by: asaf
Hobo to small white dog: Gimme all yo’ money!
–Burger King, 42nd St, between 8th & 9th
Guy to muzzled Pit Bull: It’s your fault, not mine, that you’re wearing that!
–11th & University
Lady to her dog barking at Hispanic maintenance guy: Quiet or you will have a time out!
–UES
Little girl in stroller to dog: Hi, Mister Puppy! Where are your pants?!
–Outside Brooklyn Botanical Garden
Overheard by: cara
