Drunk teen: You know, hipsters would be more successful as a movement if they had a purpose.
–Union Sq Park
Overheard by: Martina
Girl: I like to call the guys I’ve fucked by their jobs: The Cowboy, The Olympian, The Firefighter, The Soldier. Maybe tonight I can add The Hipster. They don’t have careers, do they?
–Brooklyn bound L train
Guy on cell: Yeah, I’m like 3 hipsters deep right now.
–Siren Festival, Coney Island
Girl: I see these hipster girls and they’re in those little skirts with the high heels, and they’re on their bikes. I’m like, what are you doing? I hope you get hit by a car.
–1st Ave between 6th & 7th
Overheard by: Kira
