Tourist guy: Every step is a new adventure! [step] Diesel! [step] Vomit! [step] Urine!
–Times Square
Overheard by: Carrie
Hipster: If you drink someone’s pee ever again, I won’t talk to you.
–45th & Lex
Drunk chick: I demand a urine scent!
–Macdougal Ale House, Macdougal St
Dude: I’m serious, guys, use the bathrooms. No more peeing in bottles!
–Grand Central
Overheard by: eviltwin
Woman on cell: Look, I’m sorry I had to use that kind of language on you, but, yo, how you gonna just whip out your penis and start pissin’ on the train with everyone watchin’?
–Shea Stadium
Overheard by: Juan Chung
Mid-20’s woman: Girl, I had to pee so bad but I figured I’d wait for that nigga to cum, and all of a sudden shit came leaking down my leg and he said, “Damn, girl, you have to get that shit fixed.”
–6 train, 51st St
Overheard by: Jason Labutka
