Girl: My life is kind of boring for how cool I am.
–Greenwich & Perry, West Village
Overheard by: B-rooke
Hobo: It’s kind of rough being the most handsome toothless guy in the world.
–Washington Square Park fountain
30-ish hipster wannabe: How can you not see how amazing I am?
–53rd St & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Someone still looking for something amazing.
Asian girl on cell: I’m not elitist, I’m just better than everyone else.
–59th & 5th
Angry rastafarian: What are you looking at? I am the best crazy Jesus-believer ever!
–5 train
Overheard by: believed him
