Teen girl to cat: You’re not at all like Steven; you don’t even have no balls!
–Central Park
Overheard by: Annichen Fors
Hipster: Yeah, so he used his balls as a can-opener.
–Thompson St
Overheard by: Holly Golightly
Loud guy on cell: I’m sick of that motherfucker! I’m gonna buy him a tea and piss in it. He’s a moron. Meet me now, and you can watch me do it. I’m sick of that motherfucker! I’m gonna buy him a bagel with cream cheese and drag my sweaty balls all over it. He’s always bitchin’, ‘I’m hungry! Got anything to eat?’ Motherfucker! Eat this, motherfucker!
–AirTrain, JFK
Overheard by: Mike L.
Man on stoop: I think her balls are really sensitive.
–Christopher & 7th
Man: You can put your balls on my head anytime!
–48th St
Overheard by: Heather
