White woman with white pooch on cell: I fucking hate white people.
–19th & Park
Chick: Yeah, I always wanted to do that play in high school, but then I was like, ‘Oh, yeah, I’m white.’
–13th & 5th
Overheard by: Sarah
Hobo to group of teen hipster girls: Oh my god, you ladies are beautiful! And you’re all white!
–Bleecker St
Black chick: When I was little I thought that white people pooped white.
–35th & 8th
Old black lady to others outside office building being investigated for the smell of gas: … And then I saw all the white people leaving, so I left.
–15th & 8th
Overheard by: Evacuated Employee
