Tourist mom to daughter: This is a train station.
–Lobby of the MetLife building
Tourist on cell: I just humped Timmy in Times Square!
Tourist girl to no one, pointing out window: Oh my god, they actually have carts in New York that sell pretzels?! It’s actually true?!
Tourist girl to boyfriend: Wow, New York is just like Ohio!
–Fast food corridor, Penn Station
Overheard by: Bean
Tourist to guide: Is it illegal to pick your nose in America?
–79th & 5th
Tourist kid: So, this has nothing to do with batteries?
Overheard by: Good thing I have an iPhone