Wednesday One-Liners Are Off Their Meds

Thug girl: Yeah, tell that bitch I’m crazy. I’m mad crazy, not that crazy on the train shit. I’m crazy goin’ ta’ jail shit.

–JHS 218, Brooklyn

Overheard by: jeff lebowski

Woman: But he’s so funny when he’s not having seizures.

–Delancey & Essex

Overheard by: Evan