Guy, to twin girls: She’s the pretty one.
–8th & Hudson
Overheard by: Michelle
Hobo: Hey, baby! Oh, maaaan. You so gorgeous. I wanna paint you red. You wait. I’m gonna paint you red tonight.
–20th between 6th & 7th
Overheard by: Baby
Hobo to hot girl: I’ve been prairie dogging it the whole train ride, but I just want to tell you that you’re beautiful.
–34th St N station
Overheard by: Lara
Guy on cell: She’s good looking, but not too smart — like Jessica Simpson. Not as dumb as her, but not as hot either, so I guess it kind of evens out.
–Duane Reade, 27th & Madison
Suit to friend: But I was prettier back then.
–Church & Chambers
Guy: Hey, gorgeous, how ya doin’?
Woman ignores him.
Guy: Well, well, well, aren’t we full of ourselves…
–14th & Broadway
Dude: I only went out with her because she knows some hot lesbians.
–Hunter College
