Guy on cell: Dude, I’m looking in a mirror right now, and I’m really hot. Seriously though, do you think I’m really hot or just average?…But you haven’t seen me since I got rid of my hair…
–North Six, Williamsburg
Drunk guy: Yeah, she’s a model. Anybody that pretty has a 6 pound dog, she’s a model.
–Chelsea Piers
Overheard by: Diane
Chick on cell: I don’t know if it’s his complete lack of direction in life or his total depression, but I find him like soooo freaking hot.
–110th & Broadway
Overheard by: djlindee
