Woman smoking outside bar: That’s what I love about City College – we’re all geniuses at City College!
–238th St, Riverdale, Bronx
Blonde: His MySpace’s ‘Who I want to meet’ says ‘Albert Einstein with big boobs.’ Does that mean he thinks I’m smart?
–Astoria
Guy on cell: Can I speak with someone smarter than you? I’m pretty sure that there’s someone smarter than you.
–Q101 bus on Steinway
Overheard by: Gregorio
Man talking to himself: There are geniuses, and there are penises…
–F train
Overheard by: Stella
Professor: Well, it’s obvious that non-human animals are very smart – especially the smarter ones.
–Columbia University
