Columbia dude to Columbia chick: I’m trying to figure out what the hell God wants me to be. He either wants me to be a doctor or a lawyer — I can’t decide.
–Nussbaum and Wu Bakery and Cafe, 112th & Broadway
Five-year-old girl watching a dog go through airport security: Oh, please God, pleeease don’t let it die!
–JFK
Dude on cell: No, it’s okay, I understand. I’ll see you another time [hangs up]. Yes! I don’t have to go out tonight — his grandma died! There is a god! I’m going home to go to bed.
–Paragon Sports, 18th & Broadway
Overheard by: andrea
Woman: I don’t got no PhD — my degree is from God.
–19th & Broadway
