Crazy guy: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Homosexuality! Heh heh heh.
–53rd Street station
Guy on cell: No, I’m waiting for the ferry…No, not him; the boat that goes into the city.
–Staten Island Ferry Terminal, Staten Island
Overheard by: Chris Cotterman
Girl: She said she wasn’t attracted to me! I mean, I’m straight as a goat, but…am I ugly?
–R train
Overheard by: Shannon Bowman-Sarkisian
Middle-aged guy: You know, somebody needs to tell gay men that they’re not 17 year old girls.
–David Barton Gym, 23rd Street
Queer: For God’s sake, be creative. We’re gay!
–West Elm, 18th Street
Woman on cell: It’s really gay outside right now.
–Bowery & 4th
Dude: I thought I saw Matt Damon; then I realized it was just a gay guy.
–Barrow Street
Crazy guy: And what do gay people do with the money they save on child support? The parade! They pay for the parade.
–53rd Street station