Loud girl, about some smelly hipsters: Damn, them muthafuckas is stank. The power of Christ compel that shit.
–M96 bus
Overheard by: Tommy
Guy near street vendor: Dude, that smell. It always smells like mouse or something.
–51st & Broadway
Overheard by: Atlanta girl
Thug teen, to friend who has just farted: Damn, nigga! Yo’ shit smells like hot dog water!
–L train
Overheard by: lauren cawdrey
Shrewd observer: She just looks like she would smell bad.
–Astoria Blvd, Queens
Ghetto woman on cell: Girl, I knew she would smell like fish the second I saw her!
–23rd & 1st
