Ditz: This chair is so comfortable. It feels just like the chair they let me sit in for 30 minutes after I got my abortion… No, that one was even more comfortable!
–Kmart, Astor Pl
Girl on cell: And it worked? So, when are you going to miscarry? You are so smart. That’s awesome. Teach me, Simone. Teach me.
–Subway from Ditmars Blvd into Times Square
Overheard by: Meg
Chick: They were on a roadtrip in Ohio. They had this idea to bum-rush the abortion clinic protestors. She would throw her mom down on the ground and start eating her out. Then they would get up and run away.
–Brooklyn-bound L train
Seven-year-old girl: So, Mommy, why did Aunt Debbie kill the baby in her tummy?
–3rd St & 5th Ave, Park Slope
Overheard by: Matty H
Hipster girl on cell: Seriously, every time I hear a guy say he’s pro-choice I just want to have his babies.
–Housing Works Bookstore
Blond man on cell: Thank you for calling the abortion clinic. You rape ’em, we scrape ’em… Hi, Dad.
–45th & Broadway
Overheard by: Brady
