Twenty-ish girl exiting theater: Ugh… It’s like getting out of prison…
–Stage door for Mary Poppins, 41st St
Angry old lady: You shouldn’t have to be distracted by all these ideas when you’re watching a play.
—Cymbeline, BAM
Overheard by: Harriet Vane
Mother to child eating pizza: Eat your cereal! Do you know why I said, ‘Eat your cereal’? Because it’s a line in Mommy’s play.
–105th & Broadway
Shocked lady fanning herself after first act of Spring Awakening: Well, that certainly wasn’t Cats.
–O’Neill Theater
Overheard by: sjp
Girl on cell: Wait, she quit her job to come see the show?
–Rush line for Spring Awakening
Overheard by: hope she gets tickets
Blue-haired person to another: I didn’t care for it, but the Asians will love it!
—Sweet Charity showing, Al Hirschfeld Theatre
Overheard by: Robert