Guy to L. Ron Hub-tards: So, if I sign up with you, how long do I have to offer people stress tests before I become a movie star?
–Union Square
Gangsta teen: Yeah, A Clockwork Orange. You seen that shit? They taped his eyes open and made him watch rapes and shit. I would have ripped that shit off my eyes, man — fuck that. I’d blink my motherfucking eyes regardless.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: I do, too
Hipster: Actually, I don’t watch movies. I watch films.
–The Village
Blonde: Wasn’t Newsies a documentary?
–Deluxe, 114th & Broadway
Overheard by: McFreaky
Queer on cell: So, it’s not just like one of those regular bestiality films…
–E 9th & 1st
Movie buff: Yeah, I thought Seabiscuit was a good movie until I realized it was about a horse.
–Starbucks
Overheard by: pokemaul2k4
