Lady bus driver on cell: Tell everybody in Intelligence they can all get their dicks sucked.
–West-bound crosstown bus,14th St
Overheard by: Kate
Man on cell: Having your dick sucked poorly for 10 minutes and then watching him fuck your girlfriend can be fun in moderation, but after a while it just gets old.
–Central Park
Overheard by: Still laughing
Guy with chick: All I know is I have two finals, she’ll give me a blowjob to relax me, and I’ll go home and take a nap.
–A train
Woman on phone: So, I was given 30 minutes for pizza, right? And I leave my office, look over, and she is sucking his fucking dick.
–Target
Overheard by: Jooshua
Hipster: Yeah, like five tranny vampires sucked my dick within 10 minutes of walking into that place.
–Beauty bar
Straight guy: Yeah, I think I’d suck Jabba the Hut’s dick.
–Houston & Ave A
Overheard by: Karin
