Ghetto guy: It’s a bird; it’s a plane; it’s Super Vagina!
–Prince & Mercer
Overheard by: office peon
Little boy to dad: I have a secret identity.
–116th & Broadway
Hobo: Did you know Batman and Robin are in the Bible? Yeah, gays in there — they were so busy being gay that the blacks wrote the Bible… And by the way, you can find O.J. Simpson in there, too.
–40 bus, Bronx
Woman on cell: What I was thinking was Spider-Man would show up for just one hour, and he’d officiate the wedding.
–Joralemon St, Brooklyn Heights
Overheard by: jill
Lawyer on cell: I have so many arch-nemeses…
–Law firm lobby, Midtown
Overheard by: I hope I’m not one of them
