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Wednesday One-liners Ask Alice

Chick on cell: I woke up the next morning and there was a thong that said “eat me” on it in my bag!

–Warren Hall, Columbia Law School

  • Posted on April 26, 2006
  • B & T, Drinking & Drunk People, Drugs, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Manhattan, On Cell, One-liners, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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