JAP: I was thinking about getting some Botox in my back so my ass doesn’t swim around so much.
–4th & Broadway
Overheard by: Will
Loud dude: Yes, I’m very sure that I have dimples in my ass.
–75th & Broadway
Overheard by: Adele G
Dude to cute chick walking away: I don’t care! I’ll put hickies on both your butt cheeks!
–DeKalb & Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn
Overheard by: bit
Bag lady to hobo: I ain’t kiddin’. There’s a teenage mutant ninja turtle battling out of my ass.
–20th & Park Ave South
Overheard by: ninjanr
30-ish lady: Oh, god, why won’t my ass stop twitching?
–Q train, Church Ave
Overheard by: Rez
Fan to Beyoncé: Yo, Beyoncé, baby — they is childrens starvin’ in Bolivia! Why don’t you give ’em some o’ dat be-hin’?!
–Outside MTV studios