Wednesday One-Liners Bring Home the Bacon

Guy: Free New York Times Market Place! You need a motherfucking job? Get yourself a motherfucking job! Pay your child support! Free New York Times Market Place! Find yourself a motherfucking job!

–outside Port Authority, 40th & 8th

Black guy, to white guy: Wake up, sleepy cracker! It’s Monday; time for work!

–109th & Madison

Man in suit, on cell: It’s manly to want to take care of your family.

–Carmine & Bedford