Wednesday One-Liners Need at Least a C Cup

Woman: And I was like, “Do you want my breasts to make the copies for you”?

–9th Ave

Overheard by: Michelle

Bag lady: Hey, those tits look great on you!

–Maiden & William

Overheard by: thanks, but they’re not fake

Airport security guard, to woman going through the security line: I said outerwear not underwear!

–LaGuardia Airport