Wednesday One-Liners Were Young and Needed the Money

Woman, yelling to man: Look, you give me crack and I smoke it and we fuck. That’s what we do.

–130th, between Lenox and 5th

Overheard by: Juany

Queer on cell: At least have the decency to suck dick for coke!

–10th & Ave A

Small child: I feel so dirty.

–sand box, Prospect Park

Overheard by: braincurve

Guy: You’ll never even see a vagina in your life. I can at least pay for it.

–53rd & 8th

Overheard by: Jess McGins