Drunk guy singing along to "If You Leave Me Now": Up your ass, up your ass!
–M2M, 11th & 3rd
Overheard by: Lillian
Over conductor’s mic, to tune of Soulja Boy’s "Crank Dat": Super suck my dick! Super suck my dick! Bitch!
–1 train, 96th St
Overheard by: Ruby
Bag lady, singing: If you’re happy and you know it, show your butt cheeks!
–23rd & 2nd
Man, singing: How sweet it is to be loved by… your monkey, monkey, monkey.
–A train, 207th St station
Overheard by: Cat
Man getting into car, clapping hands over head and singing: Woo! They’re gone! They’re gone! They’re gone for a-whiiile!
–JFK, Terminal 6 departures
Overheard by: wondering if it was his inlaws or his children
