Wednesday One-Liners Can’t Believe the Filth and the Prices

NY-er, as visitor friend hesitates at crosswalk: It is so touristy to be afraid of getting hit by cars.

–34th & Broadway

Father to young son: The species tourist vulgaris is identified by the fanny pack and the new white sneakers.

–45th & Broadway

Overheard by: poomer

Woman with southern twang: The only good thing about living in this shithole is at least no one thinks I’m a tourist anymore.

–Woodhaven & Jamaica

Chick seeing group of Japanese tourists with cameras and "I <3 NY" shirts: Stereotype! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: lezbotron