Hobo: Get your snowball here! 20 bucks for a snowball! You won’t find another one of these for miles!
–43rd & Broadway
Trendy young woman: So, I went out to walk the dog this morning and was like, ‘What is this shit falling from the sky? First it was that funky smell from Jersey, now crap falling from the sky.’ Then I realized it was snowing.
–Midtown
Overheard by: Nic
Old lady to cat she’s pushing in stroller: It’s fucking cold out here!
–Stuyvesant Town, 18th & 1st
Overheard by: Caroline
Incredulous drunk guy with large snowball: Man, I wish this was cocaine.
–E 4th & Bowery
Flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to JFK, New York. The local time is 1:30 in the morning, the weather is… really cold.
–United landing in New York early in the morning
Conductor: You know, the trick to dealing with this weather is mind over matter. If you don’t mind the snow, it doesn’t matter.
–Queens-bound 7 train
