Girl on cell, gazing into window of Nine West: Look, I’m with a client right now so I really can’t talk, okay?
–50th & 6th
Overheard by: Carol
Teen on cell looking at dresses: I’m just walking out of a movie theater… A movie theater!
–Banana Republic, 5th Ave
Overheard by: not at the movies
Thug to pissed girl on cell: Yo, I’m, like, dumb far right now, baby. I’m in, like, Brooklyn [gets into pimped-out car with friends pouring Arbor Mist into McDonald’s cups and speeds off].
–106th & Broadway
Overheard by: Wendy Darling
Asian teen on cell: Hey, Emma, I’m back in Chicago! Yeah, want to hang out tomorrow?
–Park Slope, Brooklyn
Thugette on cell: I ain’t tryin’ to hear that! You know how I know you lyin’? ‘Cause I just heard it say ‘Stand by while your call is connected.’ You know what that means? That means you in jail, nigga. Don’t give me no shit that you’re in Chicago for the week.
–39th & Lex
Overheard by: Adrian
