Guy on cell: But he didn’t get shot…Oh, the old man’s dead? Niiiice!
–Starbucks, 57th St
Little Boy: Mommy, mommy! Guess what I dreamt about last night? I dreamt I was dead!
–Star Diner, 77th & 1st
Overheard by: Fruit Salad
Commuter: Well, I’d rather do it for a dead person than a handicapped one.
–LIRR train
Overheard by: LIRRider
Guy #1, to guy #2: I don’t want you to freak out about this, man, but when I die I want you by my side.
–Union Square
