Hot chick on cell, sadly: I finished the new Harry Potter… It was good, but now I just feel so empty inside.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Muggle willing to fill you back up
Frat boy chucking aside a book: Reading porn just isn’t the same.
–Central Park
Hobo selling books: This book’s called Corner Stores in the Middle of the Block. That’s deep. I’ll tell you what else is deep: I realized that women only pay attention to me when I’m with other women… So I started hanging out with lesbians…
–1 train
Overheard by: Mikey T
Teen: So, this one time I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the Bibles to the ‘Fiction’ section…
–74th & Columbus
Blonde: Isn’t Radio Shack a bookstore?
–Washington Square Park
