Guy: There’s got to be a hardware store somewhere around here.
–Home Depot, 23rd Street
Funeral home guy: Drop dead!…motherfucker…
–Raccuglia Funeral Home, Carroll Gardens
Overheard by: Buffoon
Mother: This is the Sistine Chapel.
–St. Patrick’s Cathedral
Guy on cell: Hey, we’re at the Museum of Natural History right now.
–The Met
Overheard by: Pri
