Man selling handmade finger puppets: It’s the only place you can give someone the finger without being offensive!
–58th & Madison
Overheard by: Suriya
Loud Brit to no one in particular: No matter what happens, I will not be a puppet!
–9th & 4th station
Overheard by: Russ Wall
Skinny, dirty guy: I’m your fuckin’ puppeteer, bro. I’ll crawl right into your asshole and control your every move.
–Houston
Overheard by: AdHoculi
History grad student: It’s a long story. And much better if told with finger puppets.
–Library, Barnard College
