Wednesday One-Liners Would Like Extra Mayo

Black guy: White guys look at women more holistically.

–Q station, Cortelyou Rd

Overheard by: LC

Little boy: Why do white people say, ‘Like, like, like, like, like’? Is that the only word in their vocabulary?

–14th & Broadway

18-year-old thug, as doors open: Bye, all you white folk! Buh-bye!

–A train, Howard Beach/JFK stop

Overheard by: Thompson

Thug: Yo, I just watched a white kid get tasered on the news last night, and I was like, ‘Yeah, yeah, get him!’

–181st & St. Nicholas

Overheard by: I knew that kid

Three-year-old girl to no one in particular: The white man is everywhere. [Mother looks at her, puzzled. Girl gazes up at crosswalk sign] The white man tells us when to go.

–86th & 2nd

Overheard by: Damn the man!