Black guy: White guys look at women more holistically.
–Q station, Cortelyou Rd
Overheard by: LC
Little boy: Why do white people say, ‘Like, like, like, like, like’? Is that the only word in their vocabulary?
–14th & Broadway
18-year-old thug, as doors open: Bye, all you white folk! Buh-bye!
–A train, Howard Beach/JFK stop
Overheard by: Thompson
Thug: Yo, I just watched a white kid get tasered on the news last night, and I was like, ‘Yeah, yeah, get him!’
–181st & St. Nicholas
Overheard by: I knew that kid
Three-year-old girl to no one in particular: The white man is everywhere. [Mother looks at her, puzzled. Girl gazes up at crosswalk sign] The white man tells us when to go.
–86th & 2nd
Overheard by: Damn the man!