Chick: Amerigo Vespucci was a cartographer, you whore!
–14th & B
Overheard by: Djlindee
Man on cell: She has a Waldorfian obsession with keeping children warm. I mean, kids are raised in Norway and Iceland all the time and have nice rosy cheeks.
–Washington Mutual kiosk, Canal Street
Black kid: …yeah, I like Black Rob, but he be using big words…like society.
–1 train
Chick: Everyone thinks Mary’s such a goody-goody…but she won second place in the deep throat contest.
–Washington & Gansevoort
