Businesschick: I was standing next to this hot guy on the train this morning and all I could think about was how bad my scallions smelled.
–43rd & Broadway
Dude: Vegetables don’t have calories. That’s why Japanese people are so skinny.
–Autozone, Bed-Stuy
Overheard by: Norm
Woman: First of all, he was too tall for the carrot costume. And he was all twitchy…and sweaty. And his eyes were popping out.
–F train
