Teen boy: … Except you’re forgetting that I’m an elf.
–M14D bus
Overheard by: amelia
Girl to friend, both covered in fake blood and wounds: Are you sure this is the right location? I don’t see any other zombies around…
–42nd St
Overheard by: Katie
Hobo: Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir! I’m a goddamn leprechaun!
–W 4th & Waverly
Overheard by: Alex
Teacher: So, I had a dream last night that I was surrounded by zombies. Then I realized it was a dream, and I had a big sword and started swinging it at the zombies’ heads. But the sword was going through them and I was like, ‘What the hell?!’ and then they started turning into my freshmen students from last year…
–Bronx Science
