Man in Rangers shirt: … And that’s when we realized that she married Satan.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: rosemary’s baby
Homeless guy yelling at everyone: Paul McCartney, you so rich, why you marry a woman with one leg? You could buy yourself one with two legs easily. Easily, dammit.
–E/V station, 53rd & 5th
Professor: Marriage is a state institution. It’s not a voluntary love-fest.
–Silver Center, Washington Square
Balding suit on cell: No, no, it was a phase… And I would know, right? No, I’m telling you, he’s just confused… He’s a kid! And anyway, he’s married now… No, he’ll be fine.
–Citarella, W 9th St
Dude: Sitting here eating these Nerds is the best day of my life, ever. Well, this and my wedding day.
–Landmark Sunshine Cinema, Houston St
Overheard by: Russ Wall
