Wednesday One-Liners for Anderson Cooper

Suit on cell: Yeah, it was definitely a fucking adventure alright… I feel like fucking Harry Potter.

–Port Authority

Overheard by: Nina

Angry suit on cell: I don’t say anything derogatory! If I did, I would say some things about you and your husband! You don’t scare me!

–36th, between 7th & 8th

Overheard by: K-Flex

Suit: You know me — I always try to be a professional and a gentleman… until I’m in a trivia contest.

–26th & Park

Suit on cell: I have to go down to DC for a horse race… Actually, it’s Northern Virginia, so I’m thinking while I’m down there I’m going to stop by the Lincoln Memorial. Is that the place where everyone protests? I think I’ll stop by there and make a speech, then maybe I’ll take a shit on Capital Hill.

–2nd St & Ave A

Overheard by: Amandax

Suit: A practical joker? Isn’t that just called a felon?

–Office, Park Ave

Concerned suit to large, inflatable chicken: Hello? Hello? Is there someone in there? Can you hear me? Hello?

–45th & 3rd

Young Indian suit to another: You know, I don’t do shit anymore… All I do now is have sex and play with my Slinky.

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: Lerka