Suit on cell: Yeah, it was definitely a fucking adventure alright… I feel like fucking Harry Potter.
–Port Authority
Overheard by: Nina
Angry suit on cell: I don’t say anything derogatory! If I did, I would say some things about you and your husband! You don’t scare me!
–36th, between 7th & 8th
Overheard by: K-Flex
Suit: You know me — I always try to be a professional and a gentleman… until I’m in a trivia contest.
–26th & Park
Suit on cell: I have to go down to DC for a horse race… Actually, it’s Northern Virginia, so I’m thinking while I’m down there I’m going to stop by the Lincoln Memorial. Is that the place where everyone protests? I think I’ll stop by there and make a speech, then maybe I’ll take a shit on Capital Hill.
–2nd St & Ave A
Overheard by: Amandax
Suit: A practical joker? Isn’t that just called a felon?
–Office, Park Ave
Concerned suit to large, inflatable chicken: Hello? Hello? Is there someone in there? Can you hear me? Hello?
–45th & 3rd
Young Indian suit to another: You know, I don’t do shit anymore… All I do now is have sex and play with my Slinky.
–Bryant Park
Overheard by: Lerka
