Basketball thug: Yo, my mama’s breasts smell like rusty pickles!
–Columbus Park, by City Hall
Overheard by:
Man: Dude, smell my cellphone…
–Broadway, Astoria
Fat tourist: I smell like a slave ship.
–Restaurant, Mulberry & Broome
Chick on cell: That is true, however, it is definitely not my fault your apartment smells like an ass crack.
–48th & 5th
Overheard by: Laurie
Fat black lady to son: Where is the train? I smell it, but where is it?
–Fulton & Pearl
Overheard by: Justin
