Tall, broad cop speaking loudly and very slowly to disabled man: Now, if you took that cane and swung it and aimed it, and you hit that guy in the head, that was not an accident.
–Ramp to pedestrian lane of Brooklyn Bridge
Overheard by: Audrey
Traffic cop with megaphone: I never drove one of these things before!
–34th & Broadway
Guy: So, they found him sleeping in the dumpster again so they reported it to his commanding officer. And he’s like, ‘Why is is this officer sleeping in a dumpster when he’s supposed to be out on patrol?’
–N train
Overheard by: sara n.
Perky queer: … So then I played a cop! And I beat a guy up!
–76th & Broadway
Overheard by: Harriet Vane
