Old man on cell: Okay, well, I’m going to let you go. I’m seeing Spring Awakening, and I have to get settled and take my clothes off before the show starts.
–Eugene O’Neill Theater
Overheard by: Miki
Woman on cell: Mark, unless I undressed you, I don’t need your help!
–Outside CBS Broadcast Center, W 57th St
Fully-clothed little boy running with friend: I feel naked!
–Battery Park
Chick: You can still laugh with your shirt off.
–23rd & 6th
Overheard by: wondering why this even needed to be said
Banker: Hermione better nude up for the next Harry Potter.
–60 Wall St
Hoochie: Let me tell you, there is a huge difference between a generally good party and a generally good party with naked girls.
–St. Mark’s & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Steve
