Hardhat to passerby: Does this building look crooked to you?
–Construction site, 12th & 4th
Overheard by: Random Passerby
Hardhat to another: You’re everybody’s bitch, you just haven’t accepted it yet.
–PATH escalators, World Trade Center station
Overheard by: archly
Hardhat to coworkers: I’m not a monster!
–35th & Madison
Hardhat, belching loudly: There! Whaddya think of that, ya fuckin’ A-wipe?!
–Midtown
Hardhat to circle of coworkers: So, you got the sperm over here…
–Center Blvd, Long Island City
Overheard by: Sabrina