Wednesday One-Liners Carry a Union Card

Hardhat to passerby: Does this building look crooked to you?

–Construction site, 12th & 4th

Overheard by: Random Passerby

Hardhat to another: You’re everybody’s bitch, you just haven’t accepted it yet.

–PATH escalators, World Trade Center station

Overheard by: archly

Hardhat to coworkers: I’m not a monster!

–35th & Madison

Hardhat, belching loudly: There! Whaddya think of that, ya fuckin’ A-wipe?!

–Midtown

Hardhat to circle of coworkers: So, you got the sperm over here…

–Center Blvd, Long Island City

Overheard by: Sabrina